If Lars Von Trier Directed a Donald Duck Movie, This Would Happen:

If the name Lars Von Trier sounds even vaguely familiar to you, you probably know that he’s notorious for his ever-serious, dark, and disturbing directorial style.  I still remember the first Trier film I saw back in Prague where they have gigantic screens in the movie theatres, and no part of Antichrist escaped me—especially the extreme-close-up shot of Charlotte Gainsbourg taking a pair of scissors to her ladyparts.  I am still scarred from this, and so is my friend who cried after we got home from the film because she was so (understandably) disturbed.

Alas, it seems my pain and suffering from sitting through an hour and 38 minutes of violently disturbing porn and horror — or as young Alex and his droogs would say, “a bit of the ultraviolent” — has paid off, because without it I would have no context to find the humor in the above video.  So, my fellow Von Trier film PTSD sufferers, watch and enjoy.  Just don’t let it mess with your love of the Donald & Daisy Duck family!!

Passive Agressive Photography: Frank Kunert

Found these photos while searching for some angsty imagery, as today is one of those angsty days for me.  You know the kind–where you just kind of want to be a dick to everybody and call it a day?  Need a laugh at someone else’s expense? That sort of thing.  Don’t worry though–I’m playing nice [enough]. These photos capture that rather sadistic feeling, saying “Go **** yourself” without speaking a word. They probably don’t bother me because I don’t have kids…although I do have a six year old sister, and I definitely wouldn’t want her playing on any of these things–but science says she’d want to!

For more photos by Frank Kunert, check out his website.

Source: Frank Kunert

No Guts No Glory: Comics ZOMBIFIED

I’m going to be a little harsh here, which I don’t usually do.  But I take my zombie interest very seriously, and if you’re going to put the time and effort into drawing zombie portraits of famous comic book characters, you should at the very least make it Badass (with a capital B, of course).  How about some innards stuck in Archie’s teeth? Better yet, he ate Betty and Veronica and is flossing with their hair?  When zombie Waldo goes all Night-of-the-Living-Dead on crowd of unknowing humans, is it easier to find him?  And it looks like Popeye gets to ditch the Spinach supplement in favor of some sweet Olive Oyl.

Anyway, I digress. You know what they say…no guts, no glory.  Here are the zombie portraits here by Andre de Freitas…

Source: Andre de Freitas

Hilarious and Terrifying: Dogs Underwater

The pictures say it all. Cute doggies turn into monstrous Resident Evil-ish beasts when diving for toys. Except for that Rottweiler; he just looks confused…Award winning photographer Seth Casteel is based in both L.A. and Chicago (great, another reason for me to get a dog!) and volunteers at animal shelters across the  country.

Sources: Second Chance Photos, Little Friends Photos

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Hilariously Hot: Jesse Rosten’s “Fotoshop by Adobé”

“I was watching TV one sleepless night and stumbled upon an infomercial for some beauty product. The commercial showed before and after portraits, that to my eye, looked like the same photo just photoshopped. I laughed to myself. Then I made this video.” —Jesse Rosten

On behalf of real women, men who like real women, and advertising agencies across the world I say thank you Jesse 🙂